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I call her "my ex-wife".  I call her that, because when I chose his as my life partner, I inherited her as well.  They have two kids together, so for better or worse, we have two kids together.

Early in our relationship, she started climbing through the doggy door into our house, thus proving her craziness.  My closest friends don't even remember her real name.  "Doggy Door", as they promptly nicknamed her, is a popular topic of conversation on our girls nights.  This also prompted me to assign this photo for her contact in my phone...

So, in honor of this bitch, I bring you, "The Holy Concubine".  This in response to her blog (also on blogger), "Divine Housewife".  She still believes herself to be his wife, and she considers herself quite divine.  I, on the other hand, am the devil incarnate.  I look forward to sharing the hilarious, sad, pathetic, outrageous, and sometimes downright desperate antics of my ex-wife with you.  

Cheers!

Note: If you search "divine housewife, you will find porn star Kelly Divine, which I find completely hilarious!  Divine, indeed!