Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!  The bitch got a job!  Of course, it won't last long.  She somehow managed to get a great job last year, but it became too inconvenient when summer came around...work really interferes with hanging out by the pool and going to the lake!

Of course she's already unhappy with the job.  Her first day is Tuesday.  Hopefully its rainy.  If its sunny, she might decide just to skip it since she is already questioning whether or not its the right thing.  She seems really sad.  I guess I would be too if I was accustomed to living of my ex and his new wife and was forced to go back to work.

The funny thing is...this bitch seems to think that our money belongs to her.  She actually had the nerve to say that "she bought the dress I was wearing" not too long ago.  She also told he to giver her some money, and I quote, "Cuz I ain't got none".  Mind you, this was a few weeks after she quit her job without having another source of income.  I guess I bought it with my portion of her desired increase in child support?

Crazy ass bitch!

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I call her "my ex-wife".  I call her that, because when I chose his as my life partner, I inherited her as well.  They have two kids together, so for better or worse, we have two kids together.

Early in our relationship, she started climbing through the doggy door into our house, thus proving her craziness.  My closest friends don't even remember her real name.  "Doggy Door", as they promptly nicknamed her, is a popular topic of conversation on our girls nights.  This also prompted me to assign this photo for her contact in my phone...

So, in honor of this bitch, I bring you, "The Holy Concubine".  This in response to her blog (also on blogger), "Divine Housewife".  She still believes herself to be his wife, and she considers herself quite divine.  I, on the other hand, am the devil incarnate.  I look forward to sharing the hilarious, sad, pathetic, outrageous, and sometimes downright desperate antics of my ex-wife with you.  

Cheers!

Note: If you search "divine housewife, you will find porn star Kelly Divine, which I find completely hilarious!  Divine, indeed!